AI Slop Detector: Free AI Slop Checker for Websites
The AI Slop Detector is a free diagnostic that crawls your homepage and blog, scores the signals AI search engines actually read — structure, semantic clarity, authorship, structured data, citation readiness — and returns a short, brutally honest autopsy of how your site is likely to fare in AI search.
What the Tool Checks
- Homepage depth and structure — word count, heading hierarchy, and whether the page actually explains what you do
- Authorship and identity — visible bylines, about and contact links, and entity signals AI engines use to resolve who you are
- Structured data — Organization, WebSite, Article, and other JSON-LD schemas present on the page
- Citation readiness — whether the page exposes the structural surface area AI engines need to quote you
- Blog signals — whether your blog is alive, useful, and citation-worthy or just SEO filler
How It Works
You submit a URL. We perform a fresh server-side fetch of your homepage and blog, honor crawler directives, parse the HTML for the structural and semantic signals AI engines look at, and run a deterministic scoring pass. The findings are then handed to a large language model that writes a short, source-bound parable describing the likely fate of your site in AI search. No actual Google penalty claims, no mercy.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the AI Slop Detector free?
Yes. The AI Slop Detector is free and requires no signup. Results return in roughly 30 seconds.
What is AI slop on a website?
AI slop is generic, low-effort content that says nothing specific about your business. Search engines and AI assistants tend to skip it when choosing what to cite.
How does the slop score work?
The slop detector scores twelve public page signals, including content depth, authorship, structured data and citation readiness, into a single slop score.
How do I check AI slop on my website?
Enter your URL above. The AI slop checker fetches your homepage and blog fresh and returns your score and autopsy in about 30 seconds.
Which sites are excluded from the autopsy?
Our investors' domains are excluded from roasting for obvious reasons. Crawl-blocked and unreadable sites also skip the autopsy — you cannot roast a ghost.
Does this replace a full AI search audit?
No. It is a fast, free diagnostic of citation-readiness gaps, not a complete AI search audit.